Box of Tampons

2 Stroke Motoroil

Spotted Dick

Barbie snorkels in Maui.

Donna Talks Cigarettes

Sometimes life is more than just beauty products and looking good.

No Fucking Fish,not even a nibble.

ALL I NEED TO KNOW FROM LIFE

I LEARNED FROM FISHING:

1. There is no such thing as too much beer.

2. When in doubt, exaggerate. ................

3. Even the best lines get weak unless I'm using them. "Here fishy, fishy, fishy..."

4. Sometimes you really have to squirm to get off the hook, but I just use my charm.

5. The fishing is always better where the beer is.

6. Good things come to those who drink beer and fish.

Redneck Hitchhiker Barbie